How to survive in the third world economy

Guys,
Do not blame me for these wild ideas. They just came at random.
Enjoy!
Never buy a car. You increase your living costs for nothing with the increasing fuel prices.
Never buy food. Grow your own.
Never accept to take a loan. Borrow from a trusted friend. The interest rates for loans are so high and banks have learnt that it is easier to sell cash to poor people.
Never rely on your government for economic support. The support is for the most poor and the desperate. If you rely on it you will die trying to make ends meet.
Never, Never indulge in big ceremonies. They are the e-thing in many African cities. If you do, even the little you saved will fly way.
Never get into intellectual arguments on whether the third world will become rich one day. Such arguments are for academicians, politicians and Journalists.
Never work but work hard and just be smart.
If your father is a minister or a General in the third world country count yourself lucky. Never ask why are people talking of poverty. It is not an intelligent question.
Live each day as it comes and try to make tomorrow better. You are not alone.